TamontenI have to put some fake gauges and dials on a thing (kinda submarine-ish thing). They’ll do nothing and I need ideas for dumb stuff for them to be gauging. Probably making a 1.21 jigawatts.
Give me more dumb ideas pls. I’m tired.
Astrophotoid@tamonten
Beard-second
The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light-year, but applicable to extremely short distances such as those in integrated circuits. It is the length an average beard grows in one second. Kemp Bennett Kolb defines the distance as exactly 100 angstroms (10 nanometres),[10] as does Nordling and Österman's Physics Handbook.[11] Google Calculator uses 5 nm.[12]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement
Beard-second
The beard-second is a unit of length inspired by the light-year, but applicable to extremely short distances such as those in integrated circuits. It is the length an average beard grows in one second. Kemp Bennett Kolb defines the distance as exactly 100 angstroms (10 nanometres),[10] as does Nordling and Österman's Physics Handbook.[11] Google Calculator uses 5 nm.[12]
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_measurement