I have to put some fake gauges and dials on a thing (kinda submarine-ish thing). They’ll do nothing and I need ideas for dumb stuff for them to be gauging. Probably making a 1.21 jigawatts.

Give me more dumb ideas pls. I’m tired.

@tamonten a measure of probability, related to the infinite improbability propeller pushing the subthing along
@tamonten Squid Proximity Measure