Still, it was nice of Moffat to give teenage Chris Chibnall from 1986 a small role. #DoctorWho
The problem with giving the Cybermen all these new superpowers (running as fast as the Flash and having detachable body parts and so on) is that they couldn’t keep that up in all subsequent appearances as they’d be impossible to defeat. And so of course they didn’t. #DoctorWho
The implication that Porridge, as Emperor, was the one forced to destroy an entire galaxy to defeat the Cyberman foreshadows Day Of The Doctor. Though with that story in mind, it’s strange the Doctor seems so eager for him to do it again and blow up the planet here. #DoctorWho
The Name Of The Doctor: not the best finale, but the buildup to the 50th starts here, with that completely unexpected opening. I can forgive the slightly shonky FX work necessary to splice in the old footage.

And seeing this moment elicited quite a gasp… #DoctorWho
Plus I want to know what that missing adventure was that had the second and the eighth Doctors running around Miami (or wherever it was) together. #DoctorWho
Is it just me or is so much of season 7b perpetually dark and gloomy with blue lighting? Switch the lights on Moff! #DoctorWho

The Whispermen are another great creation that could’ve potentially returned. I like the jumpscare when one of them bursts through the phantom of River.

Another creepy nursery rhyme though. The whole universe seems to have been constantly singing about Eleven’s fate. #DoctorWho

I enjoy the buildup to Clara’s leap into the Doctor’s timeline, but the implication of it, how she’s then saved him in every previous adventure, is a bit much.

It’s the start of Moffat trying to make us see her as the most important person in the entire history of #DoctorWho…🙄

Bloody hell though. #DoctorWho

Day Of The Doctor: right, here we go. The big one. 🙂

Ten years on, this still holds up as a fantastic achievement by Moffat. Season 7 was a bit iffy, so there was some slight trepidation heading into the 50th, but fair play, he pulled it off spectacularly. #DoctorWho

God, John Hurt was brilliant, wasn’t he? At both the comedy of taking the piss out of the others and the melancholy, world-weary material.

I’m a sucker for stories of redemption arcs, historical wrongs being righted etc. so the War Doctor’s story is right up my alley. #DoctorWho

To be perfectly honest, Tennant is *slightly* surplus to requirements. You could write a version of this with just 11 and War representing the Doctor from the Time War and where he is now. Ten is there because, hey, it’s an anniversary, so let’s get more Doctors in. #DoctorWho

More than once this reminds me of Back To The Future (which gets a namecheck) as that script is famously tightly-plotted with every part, every line, linking to or setting something up for later.

Kate’s plan to nuke London to save the Earth of course mirrors the War Doctor’s use of The Moment, and scanning the door with the sonic sets up the resolution of the whole story. #DoctorWho

But also how, in BTTF, after George punches Biff the last fifteen minutes or so are a series of victories, of punch-the-air moments to make the audience cheer. Same here with everything after the Doctors decide *not* to destroy Gallifrey. #DoctorWho
And then this bloody happens. 🥲 #DoctorWho

This final shot could probably be done better today, (maybe with actual moving footage of the faces superimposed instead of photos?) but what the hell, well done Moff. 👏

Right Russell, get someone to hold your beer… 😀 #DoctorWho

The Name Of The Doctor: the most continuity-heavy Xmas special ever. Following the high of the 50th was always going to be a struggle, but this also buckles from trying to wrap up everything from 11’s era - the crack, the TARDIS explosion, the Silence, Kovarian, River…#DoctorWho
Moffat would sometimes go down a certain path… then abandon or retcon that plotline when no longer convenient, i.e. the Daleks memories of the Doctor were erased, but since they need to know him for this finale they’ve regained the info from Tasha Lem’s mind. 🤷🏻‍♂️#DoctorWho
A highlight of this episode is poor old Handles. They manage to wring a lot of emotion and sympathy out of an inanimate Cyber head. #DoctorWho
This really is uncompromising for casual viewers when compared to the usual light-hearted Christmas episodes. The point where the Silence suddenly sprout Dalek eyestalks from their foreheads must have had a lot of people going “Eh? What…?” #DoctorWho
But once all that heavy arc stuff is out of the way the last fifteen minutes or so are fantastic. The aged Doctor, too weak to pull a Christmas cracker… the colossal regeneration… Karen Gillan’s cameo… then BAM! A new face. #DoctorWho
“Kidneys!” #DoctorWho
I don’t know why everyone thinks the regeneration happens really fast. The glowing energy, arms out, explodey part happens atop the tower, then he just holds back the actual face change until he gets back to the TARDIS. Technically it’s the longest regeneration! #DoctorWho
Deep Breath: Capaldi gives probably my favourite portrayal of a confused post-regenerative Doctor, with an extremely alien take on his thought processes - “The other one. The not-me one, the asking questions one!” And thinking everyone’s suddenly gone English. 😁 #DoctorWho
The Victorian Londoners must have forgotten all about the dinosaur in the Thames, same as the CyberKing. #DoctorWho
At this point Twelve’s abrasiveness is not too extreme, and can be forgiven as the normal intense behaviour by a Doctor just after regenerating. #DoctorWho

There’s some obvious padding to fill this out to movie length, noticeably Strax’s medical exam of Clara, albeit still very funny.

And the battle at the end between the Paternoster gang and the clockwork droids seems to go on a bit too long. #DoctorWho

Oh, hello… 😃 #DoctorWho

Into The Dalek: the harsher edges of the Twelfth Doctor start to get more defined now, with his utterly callous disregard for the people who die along the way.

I don’t know why anyone ever thinks this is a good idea. It didn’t work with Colin and it doesn’t work here. #DoctorWho

You can sort of imagine how Matt Smith would have played some of these lines. The “Get it right!” to Journey Blue would’ve been softer, more encouraging.

Instead she practically gets Malcolm Tucker yelling “GET IT FUCKING RIGHT!” at her. 😕 #DoctorWho

By now it’s been two years (two!) since Clara first appeared (at least, the version in Asylum Of The Daleks) and only now, with the Impossible Girl stuff done, are they trying to flesh her out with a life and a new job and a relationship. Too little, too late. #DoctorWho

I hope the Coal Hill School Secretary in 1963 acted the same as the one we see here:

“I’m looking for the address of one of my pupils, Susan Foreman.”

“Ooh, I bet you are!”

#DoctorWho

I don’t know why Clara is not sure whether he’s “a good man” after everything they’ve been through together.

And where has this hatred of soldiers come from all of a sudden? Poor old Brigadier. #DoctorWho

Robot Of Sherwood: this is more like it, a silly but fun episode. Nothing remarkable, but you can rely on Gatiss to give us a straight down the line regular adventure, with a Doctorish Doctor and Clara actually seeming like a normal human companion. #DoctorWho

And this episode shows exactly how to have a grumpy, irritable Doctor without alienating the viewers - just have someone else give as good as they get. The oneupmanship between him and Robin, especially in the dungeons, give us some of the funniest scenes in ages.

Too often the Twelfth Doctor, and the Sixth before him, just acts like a dick without any consequences or comeback. #DoctorWho

Ben Miller is bloody brilliant as the Sheriff of Nottingham. And you can’t help but be reminded of Anthony Ainley. #DoctorWho
I like the final exchange between the Doctor and Robin about their mutual status as inspirational legends: “Remember Doctor, I’m just as real as you.” #DoctorWho
Listen: a classic Moffat timey-wimey, non-linear, bootstrap paradox type of story, where he also gets to exercise his sitcom writing skills with the awkward date between Danny and Clara. One of the best of season 8. #DoctorWho
But it’s also got a bit of an unusual feel for a Moffat tale, as if he’d set himself a challenge to write the strongest episode he could without it being a finale or having any colossal world-ending alien threat. It’s a quieter character piece. #DoctorWho
Orson Pink is another unfortunate example of a plot thread unceremoniously retconned by later developments, as he can’t be Danny and Clara’s descendant given what happens in the finale. According to Moffat, he could be from “another branch of Danny’s family.” Hmm… 🫤 #DoctorWho
I love the trip back to the young first Doctor in the barn, but I’m less fond of the fact it’s bloody Clara again being shoehorned into every conceivable part of the Doctor’s history. Isn’t he allowed to have done anything without her being involved? #DoctorWho
@gavinwinters Yup, Moffat seems with Clara that he was trying to 'win' #DoctorWho.
@Metebelis2 @gavinwinters
From 'random person on the Mastodon' I'd just like to chip in and agree. I've always thought this character was designed to do just that. Would love to know if this was because of swagger or just wry amusement that it could be done.
Time Heist: there seemed to have been a bit of a mini-craze for heist-related TV shows and movies around this time, and the influence shows a lot. Not just in the premise, but in the direction and editing. #DoctorWho

There’s a big logical flaw at the heart of this episode: we’re told the bank can only be broken into on one day in its history, when the solar storm disrupts the systems. But the storm will also interfere with the TARDIS, so they can’t use that to materialise inside…

So why not just time travel to ANY OTHER DAY IN THE BANK’S EXISTENCE, and use the TARDIS to get inside then??

I guess the Doctor just enjoyed the idea of doing a heist, even if people’s lives are put at risk. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #DoctorWho

It’s kind of obvious when they’re re-using the same bit of corridor set over and over, just with different coloured light. #DoctorWho

I like the very funny use of pictures of bad guys from all across the #DoctorWho universe to represent the most wanted criminals.

And also how Abslom Daak’s one has to be a drawing. 😄

The Caretaker: I like the premise of this one, vaguely similar to Human Nature but without the memory loss. And played for laughs.

The opening montage intercutting Clara’s two lives with Danny and the Doctor is very good too. #DoctorWho

And lol at the gag of the Doctor thinking Clara’s boyfriend is the bloke who looks like Matt Smith. 😄 #DoctorWho

The Doctor finds it incomprehensible that an ex-soldier would now have a job as a maths teacher.

Er…

#DoctorWho

The Skovox Blitzer really is hilariously crap, isn’t it? Why is it always the aliens, robots, etc, that are described as ‘THE DEADLIEST IN THE UNIVERSE!’ that look so rubbish? They must just have good PR people. You never see the Daleks needing to boast like that… #DoctorWho
Kill The Moon: this is peak ‘Twelfth Doctor being an unfeeling dickhead’ with the way he abandons Clara and the others mid-episode with ”Nothing to do with me!”. She’s quite justified in giving him a proper bollocking at the end. #DoctorWho
Oh god, Clara brings another kid along for a ride in the TARDIS. Grossly irresponsible for either a nanny or a teacher! Courtney can be annoying but at least she has a bit more of a personality than the previous two. #DoctorWho
Unlike many fans I don’t have an issue with the basic concept of “The moon’s an egg!”, but the wonky physics of the creature that hatches then laying a new egg… exactly the same size as the one it just came from… that’s really pushing it. #DoctorWho

@gavinwinters

We will just pretend that episode didn't happen. Though I do like Courtney.

Who’s daft decision was it to have them land back on a beach near the end… where you can clearly see the waves still coming in during the sequence where the moon has supposedly just disintegrated…? 🤔 #DoctorWho

I might be ambivalent about Clara but Jenna is a bloody good actress. Her argument with the Doctor is one of the best pieces of acting by any companion to date.

Not sure if that scene is really right for #DoctorWho though. They’re kind of forgetting to be kid-friendly again.

@gavinwinters Ugh, this episode was a mess. I never thought Doctor Who would do a "pro life" episode. It's absolutely horrifying. Clara overriding the choice because she knows they made the wrong one, then Lundvik thanking her for saving her from her mistake...yikes stuff.
Mummy On The Orient Express: apparently at this point in the filming Capaldi had seen the finished versions of his first episodes, and between them he and Moffat decided to soften his portrayal a bit. So thankfully he’s not such an arse from this point on! #DoctorWho
“Only Mummies with eeeevil in their hearts go to Maiden’s Point!” #DoctorWho

The Mummy itself is a great design, worthy of a feature film. The ‘mummiest mummy’ you’ve ever seen.

Though once again it’s an example of “malfunctioning tech” being responsible for the problem, even directly referred to as such in the dialogue. #DoctorWho

Frank Skinner is brilliant as Perkins, and would have been a welcome additional companion if he’d taken the Doctor up on his offer. #DoctorWho
Flatline: another decent one from Jamie Matheson. This has a strong original concept and villains, with some nice visuals of the flattened people, and a clever resolution at the end. #DoctorWho
Clara taking over the role of the Doctor grates slightly in a way it probably wouldn’t with any other companion. It feels like another example of Moffat trying to elevate her status to ‘most important character ever’. #DoctorWho
@gavinwinters Waves aren't dependent on the moon: that's tides.
@only_ohm But aren’t waves part of that? Or does something else cause them?
@gavinwinters Different phenomenon altogether. Waves emerge because any random small bump on the water surface catches the wind, and the drag force from the wind pushes it into becoming a bigger bump. Once they've emerged, they then propagate across the surface under gravity (Earth's, not the moon's).
@gavinwinters I really dislike The Caretaker and its largely to do with the incomprehensible decison to make the Doctor hate soldiers. He is horrid to Danny for absolutely no good reason and, for me, sours the whole story. Like any Doctor Who story there is good stuff in there but I rewatched this one recently and struggled to get past the Doctor/Danny dynamic. Make the Doctor alien and obtuse - but don't make him a dickhead.
@deltaandthebannermen I agree the soldiers thing is daft but it doesn’t spoil the episode for me. And while the Doctor is definitely a bit of a dick here I actually think this is one of the season 8 episodes where he’s a bit more palatable. The next episode is much worse!
@gavinwinters I need to rewatch Kill the Moon but I don't remember the Doctor's behaviour in that one bothering me. My issue with the soldier thing is that it just doesn't make sense when the Doctor has always been more than happy to work alongside soldiers and even call them his friends. The obvious examples are the Brig, Yates and Benton but even more recent to this story there was Jenkins in The Sontaran Stratagem.
@gavinwinters if they can make The Black Archive TARDIS-proof then perhaps the banks have the same technology. They should have just said that.
@shauny Yes that would have been the simplest explanation.