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(Web technologies listed in Helvetica font, with JavaScript crossed out and marked "not you")

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@heydon Funny but unfair. 😔
(Plus : CSS is arguably a worse mess than JavaScript. ☝️😐)
@jor CSS doesn't assplode the browser tab with a single error 😉

@heydon @jor

I thought the CSS-only argument ended with the advent of "Ajax" and the apparent concession that the web simply can't function without it.

@ajaxStardust @jor The CSS-only what? Never heard of that. I struggle to write CSS without HTML.
@heydon @jor
before SVG was widely used, I was experimenting w/ how to integrate it w/ PHP, tending to prefer avoiding javascript if possible. This website is garbage to look at, but the SVG title is dynamically generated by PHP. simple silly thing, but i thought it was cool at the time! It took a lot of detailed editing to get it to work "right" -- at least without throwing errors:
https://statecollegeguitarlessons.com/adb/
statecollegeguitarlessons.com/adb/index.php