kicking open a door like "we did it guys we used enough paper straws to save the planet!!"

we all dump huge drums of crude oil on each other like Gatorade at the Super Bowl.

@jackdaw_ruiz At some point one has to accept who human beings are as a species, and what they're capable of doing. Apparently, self interest is the only thing that motivates humans.
@byttyrs @jackdaw_ruiz As I said, evidently true.