Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

@ebel

Why are there quotes around "personal massager"? Is there another use for them?

@ned @ebel taking out the pavement
@h5e @ned @ebel And a new euphemism is born!
@cthulku @ned @h5e @ebel “High” setting not for use by untrained personnel