If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say,"Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.
@MostlyHarmless πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ perfect!!! That's PERRFECTT πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Also, in a deep, booming voice saying "here kitty, kitty".
@MostlyHarmless The parrots I know say what they want to say.
@MostlyHarmless "I had a parrot. The parrot talked, but it didn't say 'I'm hungry,' so it died." --Mitch Hedberg

@MostlyHarmless I know one that talks like Curly from the three stooges:

Hey Moe!
Wise guy eh?
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

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β€œHelp! I’m Jimmy Hoffa!”
β€œHelp! I’m Amelia Earhart!”

@MostlyHarmless My deceased grandma had a parrot. It could bark (scared the shit out of some handymen once), imitate cars and when it was hungry it yelled 'You hungry?' (Loosely translated from German with heavy dialect 'Hesch Hunga?').