mapleriderchaotic evil is for me
PinklinkBreadboxes are bullshit and you know it
They just make me forget about the bread.
agentshagsWhat bread? What are we talking about again?
Idk man I think I have to buy one.
Sounds like an scp report.
Someone call the memetics department. About what, I forget…
That must be a simultaneously fascinating and terrible job. Much like a normal SCP operative but worse and more boring.
“So you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem.”
“Did I? What was it?”
“We don’t know.”
“So what do we do now.”
“First, I’m interviewing you about the thing.”
“Thing?”
“Yes, the thing.”
“What thing?”
“The thing you can’t seem to remember.”
“Wait, hang on, I’m so confused, what are you here about?”
“So… you contacted us on Nov 18th about a problem…”
“Did I? What was it?”
“[sigh] Hi, I’m from the Memetics Department. I’m going to perform a routine inspection. I hope you don’t mind if I search through everything?”
dan1101Sometimes my mind needs a break.
HovenkoFree prnicilin.