mapleriderchaotic evil is for me
philycheezestakeWait, what’s the “bottle hack?”
cut off top of soda bottle, pull bag through hole, screw on top.
That sounds like the nost tiktok livehack omg i've been doing it wrong all my life, i was todays years old when i learned this lifehack, ever
It eventually gives you the firmness of toast without the toaster
That sounds like significantly more work than any of the other options. In what way is it a “hack”?
MeatsOfRageThat’s the way hacks work. They look good on Tik Tok but then when you start to think about it you realize why we’re not already doing it that way.
I never said it was a good thing.
It’s a free bag clip that works. I used it several times and its working well
I mean, do it once and you have a free bag clip for a few different breads.
retrolaseredToo many steps, ill be at the bar
I drink my bread.
This should be chaotic evil.
theneverfoxI think chaotic good should be you tie it with a loop. It’s firmly tied closed, but you just have to pull at the end and it comes open
d-RLY?I scrolled through so many comments to see if anyone was just going to let that one go un-asked! I started reading the chart from the bottom and got to chaotic good last and went from leaning back in my chair to fully forward when I read it. Was like car tire screech “What the fuck is the bottle hack?!?!?” lol
I am lawful and chaotic neutral.
yeah, we all know air can‘t twist, chaotic neutral is sufficient
NeatoTwist and reuse clip? Absolutely.
Gradually_AdjustingI’ve started making my own bread and keeping it in a bread box. This alignment is called “lawful insufferable”
Bread boxes promote mold growth.
I haven’t found anything that isn’t akin to old wives tales baking this claim up. Got any sources?
“retaining a small amount of humidity whilst also allowing a small amount of ventilation. Some bread boxes don’t allow any ventilation, but these can cause too much moisture retention and allow faster mold growth”
foodtoimpress.com/…/how-to-prevent-mold-on-bread/
Bread should be stored in a cool dry place to insure it lasts longest. Breadboxes are the opposite of ideal.
Bread boxes are antiquated tech in a time where bread was meant to be eaten faster and as a method of rodent protection. The same with pie cupboards/safes.
From your own link:
They create an ideal environment for bread since they’re cool, dark, and relatively dry. They act similarly to a plastic bag and trap some moisture, but they also release excess moisture through airflow, so you get the best of both worlds.
It sounds like it’s just bad if you don’t know how to use one.
Mine is just a foodsafe plastic bin which gets cleaned out every week. My loaves scarcely last long enough to go off anyway 🤭
See? Insufferable.
HovenkoFree penicilin.
And what is tucking in a breadbox?
ZILtoid1991My brother liked to tear open the bag in the middle, then leave it as is in the open.
Annoyed_🦀 I guess he’s Chaotic Evil Demon King
It’s just chaotic evil.
Leaving the bag open should be chaotic neutral. It’s a sign of somebody shifting focus with neither good nor bad intentions.
Satan fears your brother
Is your brother a cat?
See, this is more like chaotic evil. Most of this chart is just normal behavior.
I’m hoping your brother was 3-5. Anything after that should have been slapped out of him.
He did that as a teen...
Chaotic Breadhitler
onlookerUsually neutral good, but if I can’t find the clip, I’m neutral evil.
ZackI’m definitely somewhere between neutral and chaotic evil…
Chaotic neutral. Who knew that bread was such a sage.
What does fridge bread count as?
You ought to be locked up
But it lasts longer
agentshagsIt does, and I have a fifth grade science project to prove it!
Rowsdower...
I wonder if there’s beer in the sun…
Doesn’t it dry out though? For me it’s always freezer or nothing
Not really. Gets a bit squishy if anything
Chaotic neutral, then in the fridge. Quick and easy, stays fresh.
PunkboysDontCryThis post right here, officer!
Road kill
VeticiaEvery time one of those charts comes up I’m somehow always marked chaotic neutral.
eezeebeeLawful neutral. I’m surprised more people don’t just use the clip that came with it. It’s kept the bread fresh the whole time up to you acquiring it, so why not keep using it?
Because bread is stocked daily, so the clip hasn’t done much, and many of the methods are a tighter seal or just faster
gizmonicusBecause those little fuckers are fun to flick across the room, then get lost under the couch.
Canada Bread has switched to using paper clips. They deform and break after so many reapplies. The twist and tuck is the next best option.
I haven’t had a problem with them so far, but I can see how they are more flimsy compared to the plastic ones
I haven’t seen a bread clip in what? 15 years.
How is bread packaged and sealed where you are?
Twist tie
Little bit of sellotape thay has the best before date on it. Or its wrapped in paper.
Where i live the plastic is actually kind of stuck together and clip just makes sure it stays that way. Once you open it the first time the clip won’t have the same effect anymore
I switch between chaotic neutral and neutral evil.