It’s so weird. I saw this same Newsmax host eating a camel dick in an alleyway in South Philly with Donald Trump and a group of republican senators all dressed in drag clubbing Bald Eagles to death with spiked dildos, and then consuming the corpses while ejaculating on each other. I mean, I don’t have any first-hand evidence of it, but surely we should investigate this.

Bad things happen in Philadelphia.