KlugeMasterNewsmax Host Says ‘Firsthand Evidence’ of Biden Corruption Too High a Bar
Evidence, no evidence doesn’t matter. Their viewers will believe anything.
I'm in the US for the first time in half a decade and.... yeahhhhh, one of my family is now addicted to it
“NewsMax host says…”
Let me stop you right there.
I heard it from a friend who…
Heard it from a friend whoooo…
Heard it from another you been messin’ around.
“I don’t believe it, not for a minute…”
They’re talking about you and my hair’s leaking browwwwnnn
CharlesDarwinLet me say, what was it that they were saying when they were doing so much projection back around 2015-2016?
Oh yeah: fuck your feelings.
I thought it was "Facts don't care about your feelings."
That, too, but “fuck your feelings” was put on pro-t***p t-shirts in great big letters so these people (who are actually all about their feelings and their identity politics) could wear such nice things around kids.
Okay what about second hand evidence lol I doubt any of those witnesses even had that
We're allowing hearsay now?
Well it’s a kind of evidence, so yeah?
FalDon’t forget conjecture
Trump should motion for a bad court thingie.
That’s why you’re the judge and I’m the law…talking…guy.
cedarmesaNo, the other court thingie. Something about a consta-tooshin. This makes the bullshit muy importante.
Flying SquidThe House of Representatives sure is.
America used to be number one at killing nazis, we can do it again!
kescusayMy evidence goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
She’s Canadian Ukrainian
I thought their big “smoking gun” was a wire transfer from China, from when Biden wasn’t in office
jordanlundFrom when Biden wasn’t in office, to people not named “Biden”.
You don’t understand, someone his son once talked to knew someone who had a cousin that had a friend who had a brother that received money from a friend in China.
It’s a critical threat to national security, like the laptop that definitely exists.
legiosDark Helmet: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Lone Star: So what does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
Wait, you mean Biden is guilty of knowing people who engaged in legal business transactions?!? LOCK HIM UP!!!1!11!eleven!
My evidence works at Nintendo, believe me.
chemical_cutthroatIt’s so weird. I saw this same Newsmax host eating a camel dick in an alleyway in South Philly with Donald Trump and a group of republican senators all dressed in drag clubbing Bald Eagles to death with spiked dildos, and then consuming the corpses while ejaculating on each other. I mean, I don’t have any first-hand evidence of it, but surely we should investigate this.
The Aristocrats!
FilthyHandsBad things happen in Philadelphia.
They sure do. Like the time I saw this Newsmax host, on his knees, in an alley just of Kensington, getting bukkaked by Trump and David Koch while at least 4 under aged boys were pissing on him.
Funny, I am 100% sure, that I saw this very Newsmax host in Munich the other day, raping a whale in the airhole while getting shit on by 4 crack whores and 1 meth junkie. He was also fully dressed in leather and screaming Angela Merkel’s name.
Crack whores and meth junkies don’t hang out. They annoy each other as much as crackheads and methheads annoy people that don’t use. They like to claim one is wAaaaaaay worse than the other.
Yup. It birthed me. And a rabid fan base.
Yeah because the only “first hand evidence” they have found is the shit they have been carrying in their hand from that empty space in their head.
TechyDadTo quote a disgraced lawyer, former mayor, and hair dye leaker: “We’ve got lots of theories, we just don’t have the evidence.”
The Republicans are willing to impeach Biden based solely on theories/allegations that they came up with. No evidence required and anything disproving it will be ignored.
Meanwhile, the government will shut down in just over a day, but they have time to waste on this.
Evidence is meaningless, it can be used to prove anything.