Big uptick in new people here from Twitter - WELCOME PALS, I hope you enjoy it here as much as I do.

For those unfamiliar with the fediverse, the most important thing to note is that favs do absolutely nothing to help me pay my bills. Please boost my toots. Feel free to mock the way that sounds till you're blue in the face, as long as you still boost my toots.

My toots: boost them.

This toot has been favved more times than it's been boosted, and therefore I am ragequitting Mastodon and seeking refuge over on ... *checks notes* ... UGH FINE, I'LL STAY.
@girlonthenet it's because you didn't use the magic  mast-signal!