We used to have a cat we named Julia Hackensplatter, because when we first got her she was so sick she’d cough and shitspray all over the place.

(She got better though, and lived quite a long time after a lot of love and meds.)

Mine goes by Bitty, short for Bacon Bit as she’s canonically the reincarnation of a stray I once lured in with slices of bacon.

I almost always refer to as The Bitty, in honor of The Cheat.

Legal name is Bubba since I don’t know how to change it on his electronic tag (still registered to me)

For short ,he is Shadow

His full name is, Shadow The Master of Darkness and Deception.

I have one cat named Luci, Short for Lucifur.

Another cat called L.T. which is short for Lieutenant Columbo homicide detective with the LAPD.

One of my cats is Sadie The Goat (the cat).

She had a really bad eye infection when we got her from my in-laws farm and we thought she’d lose an eye so we gave her a pirate name to be safe

She ended up not losing the eye but its still a fitting name

I have in my menagerie of cats:

Gamera: Guardian of The Universe; Nicknames- Gambi, Gambini, Gamberooni, Grayby

Gyaos (pronounced Gauss); Nicknames- Gyaos-a-mouse, Mouse, Goose, Goose-a-moose, Moose

Drax The Destroyer; Nicknames- Droopy, Droops, Droopy-poopy, Drax-attacks, Drakattaka

Marceline the Vampire Queen; Nicknames- Marcy, Moops, MooMoo, Marmie, MooMoo Bean the Stinky Queen

Cookie; Nicknames- Cook, Cookie-Books, Bookie, Book

Mum named a stray that adopted us Honeysuckle Rose.

Once it grew balls we called it Ralph.

This is brother and sister Yeti and Sassy (short for Sasquatch). Yeti has only one eye.