The Republican bombshell for today’s oversight hearing for a Biden Impeachment?

Their star witness Jonathan Turley testifying there’s no evidence to impeach

Kek.

@flexghost well they've got lots of hearsay, accusations and innuendo. Those are KINDS of evidence...
@Tweetfiction @flexghost I think it's called "circus dancer evidence"
@Tweetfiction lol!! Perfect quote

@flexghost I knew you'd get it. 🤣

Today's GOP is all like, "Works on Contingency? No, money down!"

@Tweetfiction I’ve used that grammar joke on too many things.

@Tweetfiction

To my peanut allergy friends

No, peanuts.

@flexghost @Tweetfiction Please never help your uncle Jack off his horse.

Please.

@Tweetfiction @flexghost I do get the smoking monkey, though, right?
@roadriverrail @flexghost Of course! And a swig of whiskey if you want. I know it's early but I've been up for days. 🤣
@Tweetfiction @flexghost I'll just be by the dumpster out back...