The Republican bombshell for today’s oversight hearing for a Biden Impeachment?

Their star witness Jonathan Turley testifying there’s no evidence to impeach

Kek.

@flexghost well they've got lots of hearsay, accusations and innuendo. Those are KINDS of evidence...
@Tweetfiction @flexghost I think it's called "circus dancer evidence"
@Tweetfiction lol!! Perfect quote

@flexghost I knew you'd get it. 🤣

Today's GOP is all like, "Works on Contingency? No, money down!"

@Tweetfiction I’ve used that grammar joke on too many things.

@Tweetfiction

To my peanut allergy friends

No, peanuts.

@flexghost @Tweetfiction Please never help your uncle Jack off his horse.

Please.

@Tweetfiction @flexghost I do get the smoking monkey, though, right?
@roadriverrail @flexghost Of course! And a swig of whiskey if you want. I know it's early but I've been up for days. 🤣
@Tweetfiction @flexghost I'll just be by the dumpster out back...
@flexghost Lol, just thinking about the fox control room as this is broadcast live gives me special feelings.
@flexghost Evidence? Where we’re going we don’t need… evidence.
@flexghost
Because Biden is smart enough to hide all the evidence of the crime family he runs and is also cognitively impaired? 🤔

@SNerd he’s so incompetent but also masterfully manipulating the economy to make them look bad

Etc.

@SNerd @flexghost I love the part where a guy in the throes of a crack addiction saying, "Oh yeah, just wire me the share for 'the big guy'" gets taken as proof that JB is involved and not just addict-flavored grift.

Or where the same guy, who had been banned from a number of hotels for ruining rooms, had to pay 'household expenses' at his dad's place... which all look like the kind of household crap you'd make your kid pay you back for if he ruined them on a bender.

@SNerd @flexghost smart man would hide it in cardboard boxes in his bathroom.
Stanley Nerdlinger (@[email protected])

The #maga #republicans have already adapted to the fantasy life in virtual reality that we will all be living in the future #nerlingersjokes

lor.sh

@flexghost What? Repugnicants doing their projection game? Again?

Surely they would not!

/s

@flexghost @fcktheworld587

They're hopeless: not even Jonathan Freaking Turley will support them

@flexghost and, it’s not like they have anything else important to be working on right now… except, maybe, you know, the pending govt shutdown if their party can’t put together a plan… but, whatevs 🙄
@flexghost Turley? The same Turley that defended *Trump* in Trump's first impeachment?

@flexghost

IMO, this isn’t a legitimate inquiry (much the same as Rs are not legitimate legislators), it’s nothing more than a Trump campaign ad (similar to Trump’s Ukraine quid pro quo attempt)

@flexghost They played their hand too soon and had their bluff called.