and here are some more, of various origins:
1.
a. The fact that Max plorbed Betty did not convince Pete to caress her on the lips. (Postal 1988a [1969]:74)
b. Mary tried to give John a blow job, but she choked on it [ambiguous, depending on Mary’s success]. (Douloureux 1992 [1971]:48)
c. Let’s fuck. (R. Lakoff 1977:82)
2.
a. Hey, if John went to Chicago, that means we’ll soon have a big supply of
dope. (Schmerling 1971:249)
b. My cache of marijuana got found by Fido, the police dog. (R. Lakoff 1971b:154)
c. Fred does nothing but smoke hashish and play the sarod; John is similar. (McCawley 1976b [1972]:304)
3.
a. The M.C. introduced Mick Jagger’s penis as being large enough to amaze
the most jaded of groupies. (Borkin 1984 [1974]:18)
b. Paul is dead and I do not believe he is dead. (G. Lakoff 1975)
c. She left one too many a boy behind. He committed suicide. (Bob Dylan, cited in Zwicky 1976:683)