BagginsSep 28, 2023
Astra

Why FAX a document when you can FOX it!

How to FOX a document:
1. Put your document in an envelope
2. Approach a local fox
3. Instruct the fox on where the document is supposed to go
4. Give the document to the fox

Will the fox actually deliver the document?

Probably not, it's a fox after all, but it's probably better that way!

Sep 3, 2023 at 12:08amWeb
Show threadAstraSep 28, 2023
why the fuck is THIS my most popular post??
Show threadpeer Sep 3, 2023
@astra_vulpes https://youtube.com/watch?v=6alzA-nPLuA
Robin Hood: Men in Tights - Why Don't We Fox Them?

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Show threadInga stands with 🇺🇦 🇵🇸Sep 3, 2023
@astra_vulpes I also heard there were plenty of foxes working at ChaosPost...
Show threadator robotSep 28, 2023
@astra_vulpes reject society, embrace FOX protocol
Show threadFreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ‮‮‮‮‮Sep 28, 2023
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Show threadCyber YukiSep 28, 2023
@astra_vulpes cc @Houl
Show threadHoul Floof Sep 28, 2023
@yuki2501 @astra_vulpes
Show threadDEPRAVED, EVIL, AND INSIDIOUSSep 28, 2023

@astra_vulpes

If the fox won't deliver your message was it really that important anyways?

Show threadThe cat who walks thru wallsSep 28, 2023
@astra_vulpes Careful, the Twelfth Century Fox company (of Robin Hood, Men in Tights fame) may sue you for slander for doubting the delivery guarantee!
Show threadMortSinyxSep 28, 2023
but @astra_vulpes, why  a document when thou can document a 
Show threadCautionWIP (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🕎Sep 28, 2023
@astra_vulpes If the fox is an online kinda vulpine, then it may choose to scan the document and send it via WinFox
Show threadDave/Loebas Sep 28, 2023
@astra_vulpes  where does this document need to go?
Show threadSara Sep 28, 2023
@astra_vulpes https://youtu.be/rJk33ep50K8 Mel Brooks recommended 
Fox em

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Show threadrhetorical answersSep 28, 2023

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