גִּזְבָּר گیسپرGiven the TRAVESTY of THIS COMEDY,
I will THUS be FILING LAWSUITS for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, in DESPERATE ATTEMPTS to remedy the PERSONAL INJUSTICES that this HEATHEN GOVERNMENT and its HEATHEN CORPORATIONS and its HEATHEN INSTITUTIONS and its HEATHEN IDEOLOGIES and its HEATHEN PHARMACEUTICALS and its HEATHEN LAWS have WROUGHT upon MY OWN LIFE, *NEVERMIND* EveryOne I give a DAMN about.
~@mw