The Gods are ALIVE and the AVATARS are IN CONTROL.

#CelestialLaw

"STATUTES OF LIMITATIONS"
ARE ILLEGAL.

#CelestialLaw
#CelestialCourt

Y'all thought JEWISH-STYLE Law was Bad? Hah! Try HINDU-STYLE. It's PURE SANSKRIT.

#CelestialCourt
#CelestialLaw
#PokemonCompany
#VanGogh
#Amsterdam
#Christmas

AYATOLLAHS RETROACTIVELY CERTIFIED COMEDIANS.

#CelestialLaw
#CelestialCourt
#Iran

ALL CERTIFIED COMEDIANS ARE AMBASSADORS.

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#CelestialCourt

FLAWLESS VICTORY

#Justice
#CelestialLaw

Lies are Bald.

#CelestialLaw

FURTHER:

If it is NOT SATIRIC
It is NOT #AUTOPOETIC #JUSTICE.

#CelestialLaw

I REPEAT:

If it is NOT POETIC
It is NOT JUSTICE

#Justice #CelestialLaw

Given the TRAVESTY of THIS COMEDY,

I will THUS be FILING LAWSUITS for the FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, in DESPERATE ATTEMPTS to remedy the PERSONAL INJUSTICES that this HEATHEN GOVERNMENT and its HEATHEN CORPORATIONS and its HEATHEN INSTITUTIONS and its HEATHEN IDEOLOGIES and its HEATHEN PHARMACEUTICALS and its HEATHEN LAWS have WROUGHT upon MY OWN LIFE, *NEVERMIND* EveryOne I give a DAMN about.

~@mw

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#QED
#LasNavidades