the future is now, old man

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the future is now, old man - Lemmy.world

โ€œI wanna be TikTok when I grow up.โ€

โ€œYou want to make content for TikTok?โ€

โ€œNo! I want to be the app!โ€

โ€œI want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little handsโ€
A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.
It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.
Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, donโ€™t let anyone tell you otherwise.
I appreciate it, but I changed course and switched to IT. I grew up to be a server rack now and it has been great!
Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now!
I canโ€™t remember, but do the cars eat at any point? What do they eat?
As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.
I want to be a firetruck
Iโ€™m Idaho