the future is now, old man

https://lemmy.world/post/5805086

the future is now, old man - Lemmy.world

I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!

Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you’ve been mooching around like a goddamn chump…

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“Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough”