the future is now, old man

https://lemmy.world/post/5805086

the future is now, old man - Lemmy.world

I didn’t realize train robber was still an option
An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!

Also coulda been robbing banks with an avocado, but like me you’ve been mooching around like a goddamn chump…

“All warfare is based […]”
“Anything can be a weapon if you try hard enough”
Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.
I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train

It was never NOT an option.

We do still have trains, don’t we?

Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?