Here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

1. Boost posts to let that user know you are hungry and would like for them to make you a grilled cheese.

2. Do not follow anyone named Kevin. Kevins are shunned here.

3. Tell us about yourself! Write your height, weight, and combat experience in your bio so others have at least a vague idea of how they would fare against you in the octagon.

@lowqualityfacts - But you didn't mention the rule about 'liking' the post as well, if you want tomato soup with your grilled cheese.
@jmax @lowqualityfacts I’d rather “like” toots than eat tomato soup.