this is word for word what my last performance review said
Regarding the alt text. Mea culpa. I am old enough to have known better. I’m even old enough to have used 5.25s before them. Honestly, I wasn’t looking closely enough. Next free moment, I will consider stabbing myself with a salad fork. Good day.

@UncleDuke1969 Not to add insult to injury, but isn't that a 3.5"?

... I'll show myself out.

@UncleDuke1969
You're going to cheat and use a soup spoon, and then say "mea culpa" again, aren't you?