Uncle Dukethis is word for word what my last performance review said
Regarding the alt text. Mea culpa. I am old enough to have known better. I’m even old enough to have used 5.25s before them. Honestly, I wasn’t looking closely enough. Next free moment, I will consider stabbing myself with a salad fork. Good day.
HyperZonk ✊🏻@UncleDuke1969 Not to add insult to injury, but isn't that a 3.5"?
... I'll show myself out.
KT controls miniature worlds@UncleDuke1969
You're going to cheat and use a soup spoon, and then say "mea culpa" again, aren't you?
You're going to cheat and use a soup spoon, and then say "mea culpa" again, aren't you?
LAUREN@UncleDuke1969 how much was the raise?
Rairii@UncleDuke1969 alt-text describing a 3.5" floppy drive as a "CD/DVD drive" causes me to make sad noises
Beeks@Rairii @UncleDuke1969 I'd wager it was bot-created. The account is just repostings of a Twitter clout account. Best to just block IMO.
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@Rairii OTOH smushing a CD/DVD into a floppy drive WOULD expain the sad noises 
Paul H 
@UncleDuke1969 Genuine lol!
tim@UncleDuke1969 if the sad noises stop, you can be pretty sure the working will have stopped as well.
I look forward to retirement, for the same reason.
Jimmothy Baggins@UncleDuke1969 me too disk drive me too
Jude Marr PhD (he, they)
Mr Lawrence 🇪🇺🇷🇼@UncleDuke1969 made me chuckle
Fuck Elon 
@UncleDuke1969
Better than my last medical chart that says the same thing.
Better than my last medical chart that says the same thing.
NoctisEqui 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇪🇹🏳️🌈LOL3X! That is really funny.Mine would have said ‘Works but makes Growling Noises’
Dan Kletter 🥑