Couples, what secret language do you use to tell each other details that the company you're in doesn't understand or notice?

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Couples, what secret language do you use to tell each other details that the company you're in doesn't understand or notice? - lemm.ee

What words, phrases or signs do you use and how do you get your partner’s attention?

Sometimes Irish.
"Táim ag fáil bás anseo. Cabhair mé."
Pog mo thoin! I only remember the rude stuff. Literally read a bumper sticker like one time and it never left after over 20 years.