*hashes your tags*
NHTs: non-hashable tags
@robinhood I tried to hash the tag and it just escaped from the masher and became an opt-in search keyword of some sort??

@robinhood

Fuck man how am I supposed to know how this shirt should be cleaned with all these weird symbols and oh wait this one is normal these tags just make no sense.

@robinhood oh no, my d57ac45256849d9b13e2422d91580fb9

@ibex @robinhood it's embarrassing how long it took me to figure this out, I was really hoping it was a dirty joke.

... and MD5, really, in [current year] ?!?

@unlofl @robinhood was the first I could think of from vaguely remembered lectures, I make no claims or promises regarding the security of my public and fairly guessable toot πŸ˜‰