twitch streamer with 7 viewers: hey guys!! i bought this expensive microphone so you can hear me play minecraft in dolby atmos surround sound

long-distance train manager (speaking into a potato): please listen to the following announcements to find out how you’re going to get home

@Ninji It drives me more crazy when there's an announcement on the train or platform but people are being so darn noisy I don't have a chance of properly hearing it.

@LightTheUnicorn @Ninji sadly pulling out a flare gun to make them shut the fuck up doesn't work that great.

#Sarcasm #NotLegalAdvice #PlzDont