Some people crave the flat

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Some people crave the flat - Star Trek: Website

If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
Leave the tubed meat paste alone!
That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.

Mortadella Philistine

My name is Mortadella Philistine

There's a million meats I haven't seen

Just you wait, just you wait...

It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that