The Picard ManeuverSome people crave the flat
EtterraI still remember when, as a child, I realized that Oscar Mayer hot dogs are just boiled bologna sticks.
Bologna = mortadella
Oscar Mayer = frankfurter
Sorry that kid was close but it’s not precisely accurate, sorry kid whaaa waaaaah :(
If you call mortadella hotdogs again I will personally be very mad at you
mihntLeave the tubed meat paste alone!
That’s clearly not mortadella, you philistine.
Mortadella Philistine
My name is Mortadella Philistine
There's a million meats I haven't seen
Just you wait, just you wait...
It isn’t at all. But I know its something that wants to emulate that
21CabbageGod, my brother in law once ate pounds of shitty grocery store salami in one sitting while complaining the entire time about how it was going to fuck him up digestively and with everyone including me around him telling him to just fucking stop and still complains about what he accurately predicted to this day.
That’s more or less how this family, including unfortunately myself, operates.
What kind of dollar store hotdogs are you eating that taste like bologna?
I’m more curious as to what bologna you eat that doesn’t taste like hotdog.
bob_wileyI get all beef hotdogs. They do not taste like bologna.
Do they taste like beef bologna?
Is this a thing?
Yep. Most of the major brands have it if not all.
Interesting. I’ll have to look next time I’m at the store. It’s been a long time since I had bologna.
Best I can recommend is the Boar's Head variety. It's a bit pricier, but if you have a deli near you you can have them give you a sample before you commit.
Bologna tastes like bologna of course, but hotdogs don’t have to. They are sometimes the same thing, sometimes not quite with different seasoning and smokiness. Just depends on who makes them. The hotdogs I get are beef, smoked with some mustard flavoring. If you just get generic hotdogs, they probably are the same thing as bologna. I like both, but would probably buy mortadella instead of bologna if available.
proleYeah bologna is fucking disgusting.
www.bighotdog.com if you ever want to eat a balogna sized hot dog they are available
Man, I was really expecting more of a bigsausagepizza.com situation there.
That guy’s story made no sense. He wanted a hotdog with a flat side, so he made a giant hotdog that’s still cylindrical to cut off chucks from?
I feel like there are infinitely better solutions to his, hotdogs rolling off the grill, problem. A couple of skewers, for example.
Damn. This is about as eye opening as when I realized American tacos are just reconfigured cheeseburgers.
Don’t move. An Italian F-35 is approaching your location.
pimento64Yeah, an Italian F-35: the plane wouldn’t be able to take off even if the pilot was there instead of being an hour and 40 minutes late at a café
Arthur Bessefor flat wursters
Bologna is just a city in Italy.
I’ll see your Bologna and raise you Hamburg
And hamburgers are steaks for people who don’t like to cut their food.