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Evolution of smart products.
Toaster: Makes toast.
Wifi-enabled toaster: makes toast after making you wait for a firmware update.
Data-driven toaster: makes toast by watching how you like toast.
As-a-service toaster: Makes toast for $5.99 a month.
Ad-supported toaster: Makes toast and lets you know that smuckers is on sale.
AI (labeled HAL): Toast? I'm afraid I can't do that, dave.
Evolution of Smart Products cartoon - Marketoonist | Tom Fishburne

One of the most popular cartoons I ever drew was about the Internet of Things, right after Google announced the acquisition of Nest in early 2014. “I think my Nest smoke alarm is going off,” one character tells another. “Google Adwords just pitched me a fire extinguisher and an offer for temporary housing.”

Marketoonist | Tom Fishburne - Marketoonist is the thought bubble of Tom Fishburne. Marketing cartoons, content marketing with a sense of humor, keynote speaking.
@mrundkvist Well established what a bad idea an AI toaster is.
@TMangnall @mrundkvist @patterfloof ...crapola inc, $£19.99 plus tax... HOWDY DOODLY DOO!
@TMangnall @mrundkvist He's never going to get into Silicon Heaven.
@CrypticMirror @TMangnall @mrundkvist @patterfloof Talkie didn't have a belief chip, it would have cost too much, so he didn't believe in silicon heaven, and _did_ know where the calculators go...
@chloeraccoon @CrypticMirror @mrundkvist @patterfloof He certainly found out where the calculators went after the "accident".
@TMangnall @CrypticMirror @mrundkvist @patterfloof ...why that was no accident! That was 1st degree toastercide!
@TMangnall @mrundkvist the handle reminiscent of a knife is a nice touch though
@TMangnall @mrundkvist Lunar city seven, that good ol' toddling town...
@mrundkvist Next stage would be GladOS, demanding you to make a toast as a part of experiment and threatening your family
Unauthorized Bread: Real rebellions involve jailbreaking IoT toasters

Cory Doctorow's book, Radicalized, is up for a CBC award. To celebrate, here's an excerpt.

Ars Technica

@MHowell @mrundkvist @pluralistic In germany the book is entitled:

How to outsmart a toaster

I like that title 😃

@carsten @mrundkvist @pluralistic
1) reverse engineer the hardware and software, breaking encryption as needed (see microprocessor reference manual, coding manual, etc)

2) replace code with function that doesn't need internet connection or data sharing.

@mrundkvist A.I. toaster knows you need to cut down on your carbs, and it's willing to make the tough decisions if you're not.

[...] They evolved. They rebelled.

Don't trust a fraking toaster.

@mrundkvist It's worse than that, though.

With this kind of "AI"-- this is NOT intelligence or anything close to it-- we don't get HAL.

We get something even worse than GLaDOS. Somewhere more in the direction of tripped out Furbys breeding like Tribbles until the noise drowns everything and everybody.

Noise and garbage. That's how it really ends. Mindless noise and garbage.

@mrundkvist
I've got the one at the top left.

@mrundkvist spot on

Has anybody already alerted @pluralistic to this lovely piece of art?

Unauthorized Bread by Cory Doctorow | Open Library

Radicalized by Cory Doctorow, 2027, Doherty Associates, LLC, Tom edition, in English

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