Riker Googlingjailbreak federation starship
Graham Sutherland / Polynomial@RikerGoogling the year is 2360 and subspace forums are still full of people asking "wen eta jb NCC-1701-D???"
@RikerGoogling Tom Paris bricks Voyager while trying to JTAG the main computer using a knock-off Segger J-Link. Harry Kim is still not promoted.