Riker Googling
jailbreak federation starship
Sep 25, 2023 at 3:49pmWeb
Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialSep 25, 2023
@RikerGoogling the year is 2360 and subspace forums are still full of people asking "wen eta jb NCC-1701-D???"
Show threadGraham Sutherland / PolynomialSep 25, 2023
@RikerGoogling Tom Paris bricks Voyager while trying to JTAG the main computer using a knock-off Segger J-Link. Harry Kim is still not promoted.
Show threadMarc EtienneSep 25, 2023
@RikerGoogling
Unable to comply.
Show threadJen - mangledPixelSep 25, 2023
@RikerGoogling Ok, so first you'll want to get someone to go for a spacewalk on the hull and get them to hold down the little button just aft of the secondary tractor beam emitter cowling for 10 seconds. Then, set all lateral sensor arrays to setting zero (neutral). Then, while holding down the 'engage' button on the helm controls, have someone order a cheeseburger and curly fries from the replicator in the Captain's ready room. This will put the ship into 'Developer Mode'...
Show threadHippie Scuba SteveSep 25, 2023
@RikerGoogling It won't work, RIker. The Kobyashi Maru scenario can't be beat.
Show threadfamousringoSep 25, 2023
@RikerGoogling dude can’t play candy crush on a PADD like the rest of us, needs to use the main viewer.
Show threadAdam CookSep 26, 2023
@RikerGoogling
Is that you, Thomas?