Mastodawn

Would you take a cheap & effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

Who would say “no” to this??

Conservatives

If subconscious fear of rectal insertions is what finally makes conservatism an evolutionary downside, so be it.

Amen to that