Mastodawn

Would you take a cheap & effective once-a-day anti-aging pill? What if it were a suppository?

You can assume that for every day you take the pill you don’t age that day - if you skip it for a day you age by a day.

Who would say “no” to this??

Conservatives

If subconscious fear of rectal insertions is what finally makes conservatism an evolutionary downside, so be it.

Actually, dying is evolutionary beneficial. That’s why we do it.

That’s what she said

Amen to that