Jagoff
nixCraft 🐧I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.
FlohEinstein@nixCraft Master has given Dobby a Friday. Dobby is a free elf!
Daniele Pantaleo 🦥
Ansh@nixCraft Sadly Still in a meet its 8Pm IST Friday.
haksızlığa uğradık@nixCraft what does a Condiment mean?
Zuri (he/him) ❌️👑 🕐 CET@nixCraft You can't run from email indefinitely. Email is a good runner.
@nixCraft There's no way to hide. Email has good eyes. Email has x-ray vision. Email sees everything
Gracjan Nowak@nixCraft This is reminds me of a certain piece of wisdom I found on the internet: „the 20-20-20 rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest”.
Zylogram@nixCraft (to the tune of “No Children” by the Mountain Goats)
@jacquiharper
dfenderman@nixCraft nooooooooooo
Viraptor@nixCraft the known OC:
"I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU
I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS
I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING
I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING"
From https://twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/1356294995246940160
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)
Biggie the Wonder Mage@nixCraft Stanley Parable core
MorgenmuffelThis email has skills, Skills that make it a nightmare for people like you. If you do not respond to me, it will look for you, it will find you, and it will spam you.
william.maggos10 other boosts but I'm the first fave. so weird.