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Spliffman1The first rule is: You don’t talk about Pirate Club!
hrimfaxi_workAnd the third rule is: signal for at least two blinker flashes before changing lanes or braking so the people around you can respond accordingly.
credit crazyA very round about way of saying bmw drivers are not allowed to be pirates
MinnesotaGoddamI don’t want to catch anyone not drinking
In drinking now… I mean hypothetically
Capt. WolfThe fuck it’s not! My wife let’s me stay up as long as I want!
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆The rules are more like a set of guidelines. You’re not really beholden to them.
(Means ‘fuck you, I’m not going to bed.’)
Going to bed is so juvenile
ivanafterallComplaining about not wanting to go to bed is even more juvenile.
We’re not complaining. We’re just not doing it.
Now you're just pitching a tantrum.
Your confusion has now become your illusion
Capt. Skull N Crosseyes clarifies “Bedtime” is polite misnomer for the nightly boning.
We’re gonna bone this turkey by sunrise or your pizza’s free.
Wait
I forget which job I’m at
Deee*bone this turkey. I know it a little overwhelming the Thanksgiving Deep dishes are a lot of work this time of year but worth it for the honor of wearing this Capt Crosseyes Morning Pizzeria apron and startin’ every day the Capt Crosseyes way.
Aw fuck
Save it for eight and take a rum break man you seem stressed
Mmm… turkey pizza… 🤤
Rule 3 you have to be awake after 9pm hence the picture poor soul hes only been getting 1 hour of sleep
PaupersSerenadeWOLF PACK RULE NO 1: CRANK THAT HOG AWOOOOO
HECK YEAH!!!1?! ARROO
I’ll stay up as long as I damned well please. I do what I want 'cause a pirate is free.
suckaduckYou are a pirate.
SLEEP HYGIENE IS IMPORTANT MFERS
Worst buttpirate ever
Hoo boy, I sure love waking up a 3am.
Gradually_AdjustingTo some, this would be a forgettable shitpost. To my five year old, a shabby library printout of this would be a prized possession.
Fuckin saved
Your kid will go to bed at 8 sharp like a clockwork
Bedtime is rule 4 tho
HORRIBLE HISTORIES - The Pirate Rulebook (Putrid Pirates)
dylanTheDeveloperYour rules suck