Amish Super ModelPlease, remind your right-wing friends that they can kill the woke virus by microwaving their phones on high for seven minutes.
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)@AmishSuperModel Still piping hot, they should then dunk their phone in a bed of rice to draw the last of the woke out.
Dry? Cooked? Doesn’t matter; just whatever they do, DON’T FEED THEIR PHONE AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Of course, for best results, they should leave it in there overnight. 🤯