Amish Super ModelPlease, remind your right-wing friends that they can kill the woke virus by microwaving their phones on high for seven minutes.
Staff Chief of Joints@AmishSuperModel
Flip it and 3 more minutes.
Atticus Thraxx@AmishSuperModel You presume madam. There remains a healthy and optimistic wing of the “right”. Tolerant, rational and dare I say, intellectuall. Not me of course, but others. 😎
WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮@AmishSuperModel "Right wing friends".
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@NickSchwanck @AmishSuperModel I have right family.
@amazing_ama @AmishSuperModel Sadly, that can't be helped.
Acetopheles@AmishSuperModel you can protect yourself from vaccine shedding by cutting an onion in half and sticking it in your underwear.
Jeramee@AmishSuperModel
They also need to remove that woke mind virus from their bodies.
The newest version of the covid shot will be a multi-vax that also covers woke mind. (It's the only way to sneak it into the liberals.)
Alternatively, microwaving their heads for 5 minutes a day for 10 days will also remove the virus from their brains.
Darwin Woodka@AmishSuperModel they should probably zap all their credit cards too just to be safe
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till@AmishSuperModel
My what now?
My what now?
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DinCA 🏳️🌈 🎾 🐶 🖖🥄@AmishSuperModel Question: Is there a scientific study showing that 7 minutes is the correct amount of time ?
@djisin415 They won’t believe the science anyway.
EaterOfSnacks@djisin415 @AmishSuperModel Grandma's method was just to keep on nuking it until the woke mind virus left the phone in a stinky black cloud, however long that took. The old ways are best.
Maggie Maybe@AmishSuperModel Please don’t, if they live in an apartment complex many innocent people will lose their homes in the fire & there’s nowhere for them to move to.
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@AmishSuperModel „right-wing friends“ sounds like a oxymoron.
√-ʇoɾəuɐnɾ (Etaoin Shrdlu)@AmishSuperModel Still piping hot, they should then dunk their phone in a bed of rice to draw the last of the woke out.
Dry? Cooked? Doesn’t matter; just whatever they do, DON’T FEED THEIR PHONE AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Of course, for best results, they should leave it in there overnight. 🤯
Dry? Cooked? Doesn’t matter; just whatever they do, DON’T FEED THEIR PHONE AFTER MIDNIGHT!!!
Of course, for best results, they should leave it in there overnight. 🤯
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pauli wonder when trump is going to call them to go to war.
i feel with his business shuttered his ego is going to crack and with Russian sanctions his handler can't bail him out again.
everything trump touches dies.
i see this as the shittiest supervillain origin story.