fun fact: the uk tv license rules say im allowed to watch TV on my laptop when im at uni, but ONLY IF said laptop is not currently plugged into the wall
just an absolutely majestic rule lmao. so entertainingly arbitrary

@mynotaurus @emacsomancer β€œWotcha in for, mate?”

β€œI was watching the BBC on my phone while it was plugged into a charger.”

(The other criminals slowly slide away from me on the bench, avoiding eye contact.)