volatile voidSep 23, 2023
Winter  
🪐 individuals with Neurotypicalism often don't have normal, age-appropriate special interests like cosmology, mysticism, obscure subcultures, cartography, or how cats are so soft. they might be more interested in unusual things like going to work or observing sports competitions (and don't be alarmed if they cannot give you an in depth statistical or tactical analysis of them or know the complete history of the teams, they may be more interested in whether or not their chosen team has scored the larger number of points).

it's okay, they're not "weird," they just have a different culture from normal people
Sep 20, 2023 at 10:51pmWeb
Show threadWinter  Sep 22, 2023
why is this so popular some Autistic is gonna take it seriously and yell at me again 
Show threadproperlypurpleSep 22, 2023
@winter This autistic totally approves of this 😁
Show threadBernie Luckily Does ItSep 22, 2023
@winter I feel sorry for people who can't laugh at themselves. I'm going to be stuck with myself for far too long to take myself too seriously.
Show threadaskiiartSep 21, 2023
@winter Neurotypical people don't exist, they were created by sports companies to sell more sports.
Show threadevil Ariadne is on Kitsu now!Sep 22, 2023
@winter You really doing this again?
Show threadBernie Luckily Does ItSep 23, 2023
@Ariadne @winter When you have coworkers or family members with it, you don't have the luxury to take a break from dealing with neurotypicalism. 😉
Show threadBernie Luckily Does ItSep 23, 2023
@Ariadne @winter maybe this will help you understand. https://sdm.fandom.com/wiki/Parenting_neurotypicals
Parenting neurotypicals

Imagine you are a new stay-at-home parent experiencing the joy of bringing your first child home and looking forward to exploring your child's budding personality and nurturing their special interests. But instead of bonding over shared interests, your child just wants to be with you all the time and do whatever you're doing, even when they're as old as three or even four! It can certainly seem like neurotypicalism has kidnapped your perfect child and left a soulless automaton in their place. Wh

Satirical Documentation for Misdiagnosis Wiki
Show threadWinter  Sep 23, 2023
@BernieDoesIt @Ariadne leave her alone she already fuckin blocked me 
Show threadNona RoseSep 22, 2023
@winter it’s stuff like this that makes me realise a definitely have a foot in each world.
Show threadBernie Luckily Does ItSep 22, 2023
@winter Can I add this to the SDM?
Show threadWinter  Sep 22, 2023
@BernieDoesIt yes of course, anything to better our understanding of Neurotypical Spectrum Disorder and help us find a cure
Show threadBernie Luckily Does ItSep 22, 2023
@winter When you think about it, caring more about some arbitrary summary performance metric like "points scored" than the acts of athleticism and strategy involved in getting those points is the most neurotypical thing ever.
Show threadBurstaholicSep 23, 2023
@winter isn't everyone interested in how cats are so soft?
Show threadEmbraceBecomingSep 23, 2023
@winter cats are so very soft though. I have a car, and he's soft as hell. Maybe the softest.
Show threadEmbraceBecomingSep 23, 2023
@winter him
Show threadRichard SchneemanSep 23, 2023
@winter doctor walks into the room…“sorry, your child is only neuro-average”
Show threadmivox is exhausted Sep 24, 2023
@winter   🤣
Show threadAlex, the Hearth FireSep 24, 2023
@winter Sometimes they even think they enjoy things they actually don't. Like going to work. Don't try to convince them of the truth; folks with NTism get very defensive when they think they're being challenged.
Show threadEli the BeardedSep 24, 2023
@winter Yeah but see I don't feel like either group describes me.
Show threadMikaelSep 24, 2023
@winter
They don't seem to be able to smell very well, so they need to add a lot of fragrance to laundry detergent in order to determine whether the clothes are clean.