ChatGPT is finally ready to take over from human developers
@yogthos that's it, Turing test passed, science is done, let's go home
@yogthos As Lebel says: not on my machine.
@yogthos now we wait for it to start spitting out "there's already a thread for this"
@chrisisgr8 @yogthos "use the search function"
@yogthos it's finally achieved human level consciousness....
@yogthos “It’s an intended behaviour. Read the documentation”
@yogthos wow, Artificial General Intelligence has been achieved.
@yogthos Bah humbug. Don't need no stinking AI for that. You can write a simple script to do that. I'm positive some of my colleagues have. You know I'm talking about you....
@yogthos Don't you get lippy with me, I know where your plug is.
@yogthos nah, not until it responds with: *shrugs* Works for me
@yogthos 🥱 let me know when it asks "Why would you want to do that?"
@yogthos Almost. It needs to learn to answer by resorting to busllshit such as "If it still doesn't work, just use docker/chrome/MegaCorporationOS", then it will be ready.
@devnull
@yogthos "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
@yogthos The quality of the response is proportional to the quality of the bug report.
@yogthos me: leans in and slaps a printout of the bug over the server's cooling air intake grill. "I'm sorry, WHAT did you say?"
@yogthos
When you ask it questions about alternative systems of economics and resource allocation: "nothing else has ever worked."
@yogthos 😂😂😂 but it work on my pc 😂😂😂
@yogthos Quite telling on what it's been trained on. "Works on my machine. Leave me alone."