The German word "hochgehen" can mean:

- to go up(stairs)
- to go off, erupt

The word "fertigmachen" means:

- to get ready
- to mess somebody up

Often I tell the kids: "Geht hoch und macht euch fertig!"

What I mean:
- "Go upstairs and get ready (for bed)!"

What they hear:
- "Lose it and fight!"

Enjoy our language!

#TheGermanWord

@jensclasen

I have never looked at my Soda Stream machine the same way, when I read it was a wassersprudler!

@jensclasen That's why we also have unambiguous expressions such as "So, Kinder! Und jetzt ab in die Hapfn! Marsch!"
@jensclasen also: the opposite of "umfahren" (to run something over) is "umfahren" (to drive around something) 🤷‍♀️
@jensclasen 😀Oookkayy I'm not sure "enjoy" is quite the right word. More like beat my head against the wall in confusion and frustration.
*sigh*
Fine
One day I'll get out my German books and relearn it.