Whiskey_iicarusRupert Murdoch, creator of Fox News, stepping down as head of News Corp. and Fox Corp.
Admiral PatrickThe way the headline started out and was phrased, I thought he died.
You can imagine my disappointment.
0110010001100010Asshole is 92 years old, how is he still alive?
TubeTalkerXOnly the Good die young.
The Palpatine Effect
DarkGamerHeaps and heaps of money, and possibly deals with evil supernatural creatures.
HairyblueThe evil acts of spreading lies to destroy our democracy keeps him unnaturally alive.
Murdoch is a wicked man.
Money is the fountain of youth in this country. Can you imagine if the US had universal Heathcare like every other developed nation in the world? The Proles might live as long as the elites and we can’t have that now, can we?
yip-bonkI mean, the snark is absolutely warranted but for anyone who’s not clear - yeah. That’s the whole idea. Poor people die working cheaply, then the next crop who don’t know shit yet get promoted and continue happily working for cheap. Capitalism is inherently built to fail in just this way. It’s better than some alternatives, i.e. monarchy, but the end stages are just - this - over and over. No healthcare, more guns.
ProfessorProteusHenry Kissinger is apparently still alive, at age 100. There is no god.
TwoGemsBeing rich means never being stressed or working and having access to medical care that keeps you alive like a blood sucking vampire.
He literally has blood infusions from healthier young men. Literal vampire.
Well Henry Kissinger is gonna die this week, so hopefully he’s next on the chopping block