MeowMix64
kira :3being a programmer is very liberating because i can turn any computer problem into a much weirder computer problem
anyway im having a real gd adventure doing some IT work at the covid factory today and it's taking a lot of effort to not install x64dbg
ok this is getting around so also: please hire me if you would like to (no pressure though)☆
GreenDotGuy@chrisisgr8 Infosec here... I'd appreciate your efforts, but maybe mention it in passing to a manager first so they catch the heat when my counterpart calls?
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@chrisisgr8 100% stealing this for future use
rapaz@chrisisgr8 I can turn any computer problem I understand into one I don't
Rat Dad@kageRapaz @chrisisgr8 I can make any computer problem so much worse
gauche@chrisisgr8 “yeah, so that font color crashes the server on Tuesdays.”
notrimskiy@chrisisgr8 additionally, it enables to add a computer problem to any other existing problem, which is pretty great when you need more problems
Ángela Stella MatutinaMultiply if you're lucky.
Level 19 Cyber@chrisisgr8 I can make any computer problem into an cloud problem and you have to pay someone else for storage, compute and network plus buckets of YAML
Farbs@mikeroonz I still don't know what YAML stands for but I always read it as
Ya
Ain't
goMMa
need Lt
@Farbs I have written a YAML file (HelmRelease) that references other YAML (Helm charts) templates for making deployments with YAML. I can't pinpoint the date when I went throught the portal to the bizarro universe but I know it must have happened.
Oriel Jutty 
Clifton RoystonDamn man, you're a real professional.
How do you mean I'm not supposed to burn a thousand hours doing reverse engineering!? What do you pay me for?
@angelastella no because of the way that was the solution i was tempted to pursue when i posted this lmaooo
Oh, great. I think that's a follow.
@angelastella 
I hope I don't disappoint you
I hope I don't disappoint youI don't think that's likely.
But probably you shouldn't follow me back, you'll be baffled and disappointed by my Rioplatense shitposting.
@angelastella while it's true that I wouldn't understand it, that is pretty neat
2WaterGuns@chrisisgr8 This is literally what NP-complete means
Scott Burton@chrisisgr8 I don’t have any tattoos and im getting this tattooed on my face
ArneBab@chrisisgr8 that’s great!
Fedo ¶@chrisisgr8 same as a graphic designer!
“My INDD document is so slow”
*useless data attached to long existing .indd file
*export as .idml to strip them out
*convert to .indd
*split in multiple documents
*create a book
*sync styles and swatches
*check links
*set display performance to typical
*remove useless filters and layers from old .psd files
It’s like a song
“My INDD document is so slow”
*useless data attached to long existing .indd file
*export as .idml to strip them out
*convert to .indd
*split in multiple documents
*create a book
*sync styles and swatches
*check links
*set display performance to typical
*remove useless filters and layers from old .psd files
It’s like a song
@fdrc_ff thinking about the time i was putting the logo of the current ddr game onto these bottles of a1 steak sauce and i was getting frustrated because i wasn't getting a satisfying perspective match so i ended up using gd blender to reshape the texture perfectly and then graft it back on in photoshop
@chrisisgr8
Yeah Photoshop can’t do that, or at least it can but it’s not convenient.
That’s the main reason I need to get 3D render skills asap
*that render is super nice btw
Yeah Photoshop can’t do that, or at least it can but it’s not convenient.
That’s the main reason I need to get 3D render skills asap
*that render is super nice btw
David JONES@chrisisgr8 @fdrc_ff As a programmer and a type designer, i had assumed that's how these product mockups were done, and i am (was?) intending to learn Blender to do exactly that.
Andy 
#RIPYassie@chrisisgr8 that looks so good!
Tiffany@chrisisgr8 @fdrc_ff worth it
Caroline Bell 
@chrisisgr8
Me when I turned some simple refactors into a multi-day hunt for a world generation bug.
Me when I turned some simple refactors into a multi-day hunt for a world generation bug.
Jaakko Nissi@chrisisgr8 That's nothing compared to the super powers of the customers. They can turn a well tested fast software to slow-as-molasses mush with exploding databases just by introducing said software to their production environment.
Marc@chrisisgr8 lispers are the best at this game.
Je ne comprends pas@chrisisgr8 I never realised there was a positive side to this. You may have saved my week!
Meowcity.club's domain got revoked@chrisisgr8 I'm a programmer so I can have someone to blame for stuff not working the way I want it to (myself)
Veronica ⚧ 🏳️⚧️@chrisisgr8 logic is awesome because we can twist anything into anything else. We get to interpret everything.
My story about why I came home from the store with 6 loaves of bread.
An Programmer sent to the store
With the Following Instructions:
Buy Bread
2 Loaves
But
IF they have eggs
Get a half dozen
So the Programmer buys 6 Loaves of Bread
WHY?
Because they have eggs!
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The Instruction Flow creates the programming
Function BuyBread
Loaves Variable initialized to 2
// Variable name irrelevant to value, so plural = irrelevant
Conditional with 2 possible outcomes
IF(eggs = true)
{
}
ELSE IF(eggs=false)
{
}
HistoPol (#HP) 🏴 🇺🇸 🏴yo dawg i heard you like virtual machines (@[email protected])
being a programmer is very liberating because i can turn any computer problem into a much weirder computer problem
WesMason
Chris Williams@chrisisgr8 The best way to find 2 bugs is to fix 1...