Jojm
Low Quality FactsI woke up to over 100 new followers on here today.
If you're real people, then thank you and I love you.
If you're bots, then beep bop boop beep I love you.
Kahte🐿️
Your Autistic Life FR/EN/ES
Theneilcave@lowqualityfacts eep opp ork ah ah
Maier Amsden@Theneilcace @lowqualityfacts That means "I love you."
@MaierAmsden @lowqualityfacts it sure does
pkprotoplasm (MOVED)@lowqualityfacts We are definitely human people. In honor of our friendship, please enjoy this large, properly-formatted data file.
Urethramancer🐀@lowqualityfacts I eat human food like meat and wallpaper. I am definitely not a bot.
Dr. Fortyseven 🥃 █▓▒░@lowqualityfacts SYNTAX ERROR IN LINE 10
Dave Park@lowqualityfacts Me: *Attempts to solve Captcha.* Me: *Fails first effort.*
Tony Wells37 new followers are LLM/AI scrapers. Keep doing the good work.
Taku@lowqualityfacts how can we be sure anything is real? 🤷
Bonkers@lordtaku @lowqualityfacts the constellation of pixels that you're looking at, is real
Steve Dustcircle 🌹@lowqualityfacts You're welcome.
justpeachy@lowqualityfacts I just made my boyfriend get a mastodon account. I know he followed you because I share your facts with him all the time 😂
bdf2121cc3334b35b6ecda66e471@lowqualityfacts Bots represent ✊
Flaky Fred@lowqualityfacts You're lucky I woke up to 100 less.
If they are real people it's their loss, but I never did understand why they followed me anyway.
If they are bots, then it looks like my world is over and not even a piece of tin likes me.
vitzy@lowqualityfacts 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101!
Yaoi Box Balloon@lowqualityfacts But what if they are sapient slime?
🎓 Doc Freemo 
🇳🇱You fill our heart modules with static electricity.
@lowqualityfacts I'm a real human. I'm so real that I think chatbots are still pretty lame and obvious. They do a decent impression of politicians (as Christie alluded), talking around a subject, rote. Despite being mildly incoherent, their grammar, spelling, etc. are all perfect. They're not quite smart the way smart people are smart, and they're not stupid the way most people are stupid.