spitzWhat abstract names do you have for God?
KalashImaginary Sky Man.
rhabarbaThis seems like a meta-question. Even “God”, “Jehovah” and “Allah” are abstract names.
Are “God”, “Jehovah” or “Allah” anything like the examples I provided?
Excuse for horrible actions.
Not what I was looking for, but I did chuckle. Would probably look good on a t-shirt.
Nature.
Scammy McScam Man
photonic_sorcererThe Universe
The Great Attractor
The Everlasting Engineer
The Architect
Ah yes, The Potter too.
Since I just learned the word jocular right now, my answer is Jocular.
“All I said was that piece of halibut was fit for Jocular”.
If you’re talking specifically about the Jewish deity, I generally use “Yahweh”. As that is the name ascribed to him in Jewish mythology. If you’re speaking of a more general deity, I tend to use “RNG”. This being the acronym for the “Random Number God”.
Why “number”?
Rivalarrival“RNGesus” is the supreme deity controlling random number generators. Whether loot drops in online games, or jackpots at casinos, RNGesus determines whether you win or lose. Apostates say he’s just rolling the dice, but the faithful know it’s all a part of his master plan.
Aha. When tech geeks meet theology. I like it!
ChrisLichtAhem, HaShem.
Gesundheit.
Or, if you prefer: “Yahweh bless you.”
JakdraculaHis Nibs
The origin point of the universe, if we lean into the secular sense
magnetosphereHypothetical higher power
Haha that’s very concrete and abstract at the same time.
Lol that’s what I was going for
richieadler“The Biggest Con of All Time”
The Great Green Arkleseizure
HausHey you sass that hoopy, atlasraven31, there's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
FarraigePlaisteach
kubicaFlying Spaghetti Monster.
XhieronIt’s not abstract at all, but my favorite is the Living God. It’s an old one (Elohim khayyim), but I strongly empathize with the sentiment: if there is a God, God must be alive. She must be able to do things–God must have volition. He isn’t just a product of natural order (e.g., the Sun). He might be a prick sometimes, but His actions are better than chance. If your god is a coin toss, your god may as well be a coin toss. Whichever God demonstrates Her existence is the real One. Everything else is make-believe at best, a long con at worst.
Yes, I don’t mind “Living God” as long as it remains abstract and not attached to whatever religious organisation.
The writers
Sky Daddy.
667Sky Wizard.
genesisThe Logos
Let’s all love Lain
I guess we can also add Haruhi Suzumiya to that, or Kyon if you go reeeeaaallly deep into the internet
Frater Mus“physics”
berkeleyblueSky Daddy or his more accurate title of „Fictional Tyrant with bad Temper“
It's been a while, but I think Max Barry came up with Global Unified Deity in Jennifer Government (great book, by the way)
GrishAix
The Big Lie.
Thelsim- Random Chance
- Cause and Effect
Depending on the situation I guess.
I think, otherwise, the only time I invoke a higher power is when swear :)
davefischeral-Aḥad (“The One”) is nice. It’s one of the 99 names of God given in the Qur-an. Coincidently, it’s close to my younger cat’s nickname: “One” (short for “Little One”).
Call me Lenny/LeniI mean, I do technically feel all of these names implied when talking about God, but none of them I “call” God. I guess “supreme being” would do it, I use that often even in church. I’m surprised your list doesn’t have the likes of “grand unified theory”, “the great white hole”, “the sun”, “sol invictus”, “the man behind the pixels”, “time incarnate”, or “Morgan Freeman”.
The Great Non-Being
apotheotic (she/her)I like Bo Burnham’s titles (both from the song Rant):
“The Blue-balled Anti-masturbator” and “The Great All-loving removed-hater”
Asshole
Deadbeat Allfather
Holey Ghost
Sky Wizard
Santa Clause
Deadbeat Allfather
Holey Ghost
Sky Wizard
Santa Clause
Transdimentional space alien
“Divinity”. “Source”
The big dog
Jeezo
Nicholas Cage
Epsilon
Тр3тий СергеевичImaginary friend