@daviddlevine Reads a lot like a mini-review of "The Matrix" I read back in 1999 in what was then Poland's biggest-selling newspaper (a liberal one at that).
(it was a weird newspaper that would at roughly the same time run stories about satanist indoctrination in "Doom" and the inherent sexism of "Tomb Raider")
@evilmicrowizard @daviddlevine hey, to be fair, sometimes it was “encounter an alien ship where not all is as it seems”
Or
“Something is wrong with Spock”
@daviddlevine @Okanogen
Of all the things this gets wrong, describing Kirk as “no nonsense” is perhaps the most laughable.
(We had a running “timed to Kirk ripped shirt” watch going for each episode of TOS)
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!
"normal-eared William Shatner" omg I'll never look at a photo of him again without saying out loud "will you look at those normal ears."