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Star Trek Minus Context
Monsieur Valentine πΊπ¦@nocontexttrek ouch!
Alnakar π¨π¦@nocontexttrek your alt-text game is on point!
DoctorOctothorp@Alnakar @nocontexttrek I thought the phaser beams were being emitted by each butt cheek.
@DoctorOctothorp @nocontexttrek
Now there's a pickup line that works best at a star trek convention:
"Is your ass a phaser, because I am *stunned*"
David Landon 
@nocontexttrek And that's how they do colonoscopies in the 24th century.
Nihl L'Amas@nocontexttrek What if Superman's laser beams came out of his butt cheeks instead of his eyes? There really isn't any logical reason why that would make less sense.
Zeno
Baral'heia Stormdancer ΞΞπ²@nocontexttrek This would pair perfectly with the "we'll be right back" meme lmao
AtomicBioPunk (He/Him)@nocontexttrek "Butters! You can't just phaser someone in the dick!"
Andreas@nocontexttrek Redshirt obviously π
Damon Ferguson@nocontexttrek This is simply a 24th century kidney stone shock wave lithotripsy performed by a captain of a starship and his first officer using their phasers. Nothing to see here! π