Star Trek Minus Context
Alnakar 🇨🇦@nocontexttrek your alt-text game is on point!
DoctorOctothorp@Alnakar @nocontexttrek I thought the phaser beams were being emitted by each butt cheek.
@DoctorOctothorp @nocontexttrek
Now there's a pickup line that works best at a star trek convention:
"Is your ass a phaser, because I am *stunned*"